1 00:00:01,740 --> 00:00:07,260 Now the world don't move to the beat of just one drum. What might be right for 2 00:00:07,260 --> 00:00:13,580 you may not be right for some. A man is born, he's a man of means. 3 00:00:13,820 --> 00:00:19,260 Then along come two, they got nothing but the genes. But they got different 4 00:00:19,260 --> 00:00:25,000 strokes to take, different strokes to take, different strokes to move the 5 00:00:26,880 --> 00:00:29,560 Everybody's got a special kind of story. 6 00:00:30,720 --> 00:00:33,080 Everybody finds a way to shine. 7 00:00:33,820 --> 00:00:39,500 It don't matter that you got not a lot. So what? I'll have theirs, you'll have 8 00:00:39,500 --> 00:00:40,920 yours, and I'll have mine. 9 00:00:41,720 --> 00:00:47,440 And together we'll be fine. Different strokes to move the world. Different 10 00:00:47,440 --> 00:00:50,860 strokes to move the world. 11 00:01:05,319 --> 00:01:07,840 You know that unbreakable cookie jar on the counter? 12 00:01:09,300 --> 00:01:11,180 What about it? It's breakable. 13 00:01:14,680 --> 00:01:18,140 Arnold, A, were you snatching cookies without permission? 14 00:01:18,420 --> 00:01:20,200 And B, did you break the cookie jar? 15 00:01:20,400 --> 00:01:21,460 A, I don't remember. 16 00:01:21,680 --> 00:01:24,780 And if you don't believe A, there's no sense messing with B. 17 00:01:30,520 --> 00:01:32,420 The evidence is against you. 18 00:01:32,840 --> 00:01:35,060 You got cookie crumbs up to your elbow. 19 00:01:35,540 --> 00:01:36,940 That was last week's crumbs. 20 00:01:39,160 --> 00:01:43,020 Are you telling me you haven't taken a bath since last week? Sure, I took a 21 00:01:43,020 --> 00:01:44,520 bath. I just didn't de -crum. 22 00:01:47,180 --> 00:01:48,720 What am I missing down here? 23 00:01:50,380 --> 00:01:51,740 They're getting up on me. 24 00:01:51,980 --> 00:01:53,980 You ain't big enough to be gone up on. 25 00:01:54,580 --> 00:01:58,280 He may be small, but he's the giant of... when it comes to trouble. 26 00:01:59,100 --> 00:02:02,200 Arnold, how many times are you going to keep doing something and have to be told 27 00:02:02,200 --> 00:02:05,640 not to? Are you referring to this not to or past not to? 28 00:02:07,100 --> 00:02:09,880 You know what I'm referring to, and this had better be the end of it. 29 00:02:10,620 --> 00:02:11,620 Yes, sir. 30 00:02:11,760 --> 00:02:12,980 Don't worry, Mr. Drummond. 31 00:02:13,300 --> 00:02:14,840 I'll feed it Arnold mine. 32 00:02:15,240 --> 00:02:16,240 Oh, terrific. 33 00:02:17,220 --> 00:02:20,880 That's like having Jesse James keep tabs on Billy the Kid. 34 00:02:22,420 --> 00:02:24,860 Well, now that we've got that settled, I can get back to my litigation. 35 00:02:25,340 --> 00:02:26,440 Hey, Mr. Drummond, what's litigation? 36 00:02:27,640 --> 00:02:29,500 Well, litigation is a legal term, Willis. 37 00:02:30,020 --> 00:02:34,060 You see, I have several business interests, and there's a disagreement 38 00:02:34,060 --> 00:02:36,280 one of them is being managed, so I have to go to court. 39 00:02:36,680 --> 00:02:40,400 You might say litigation is when two people call each other names in front of 40 00:02:40,400 --> 00:02:41,400 judge. 41 00:02:41,420 --> 00:02:45,180 Hey, Willis, looks like you and me do all the time without a judge. 42 00:02:46,680 --> 00:02:47,860 That's not exactly what I meant. 43 00:02:48,080 --> 00:02:49,080 Hey, you know something? 44 00:02:49,460 --> 00:02:52,840 This might be a very good time for you guys to learn something about the law 45 00:02:52,840 --> 00:02:54,100 our system of fair trials. 46 00:02:54,360 --> 00:02:58,330 Oh. We already know about fair trials, Mr. Drummond. If you're white and rich, 47 00:02:58,370 --> 00:02:59,370 you get one. 48 00:03:00,350 --> 00:03:02,550 I'm afraid that may be true sometimes, Willis. 49 00:03:02,930 --> 00:03:07,070 But most of the time, in this country, the guilty are punished and the innocent 50 00:03:07,070 --> 00:03:07,948 go free. 51 00:03:07,950 --> 00:03:10,110 That's true. Then Harlem ain't a part of America. 52 00:03:13,770 --> 00:03:18,190 I'm sorry that you're so cynical, Willis. I'd be cynical, too, if I knew 53 00:03:18,190 --> 00:03:19,190 meant. 54 00:03:21,070 --> 00:03:24,430 Okay, it means that when we come from the law, it gives you two choices. 55 00:03:24,950 --> 00:03:26,410 Guilty or not innocent. 56 00:03:27,890 --> 00:03:28,990 I get it. 57 00:03:29,550 --> 00:03:33,690 Well, our system is certainly not perfect, but it's the best one there is 58 00:03:33,690 --> 00:03:34,689 around. 59 00:03:34,690 --> 00:03:36,370 Now, nothing's foolproof, of course. 60 00:03:36,890 --> 00:03:41,950 But justice is very important. And when you compare our system, somebody else... 61 00:03:41,950 --> 00:03:47,590 Arnold, what are you doing? 62 00:03:48,150 --> 00:03:49,150 Oh, nothing. 63 00:03:52,360 --> 00:03:53,860 What is that under your nose? 64 00:03:54,120 --> 00:03:55,120 My lip. 65 00:04:01,660 --> 00:04:04,240 So that's supposed to be a mustache or am I crazy? 66 00:04:04,520 --> 00:04:06,520 The answer to both questions is yes. 67 00:04:09,840 --> 00:04:11,020 He did it again. 68 00:04:11,260 --> 00:04:16,019 I don't suppose I need to ask who. Look at my makeup kit. There's cookie crumbs 69 00:04:16,019 --> 00:04:17,019 in my eyeshadow. 70 00:04:17,160 --> 00:04:21,300 There's peanut butter in my powder. And my mascara brush is missing. 71 00:04:35,990 --> 00:04:37,570 Why are the eyeballs on me? 72 00:04:40,090 --> 00:04:44,210 Because you're holding my mouth. Scare brush, you little makeup masher. 73 00:04:45,130 --> 00:04:47,570 Now, Arnold, what are you doing in Kimberly's makeup kit? 74 00:04:47,870 --> 00:04:49,450 I'm just trying to look like Reggie Jackson. 75 00:04:54,890 --> 00:04:55,890 candy bar. 76 00:04:58,050 --> 00:05:01,770 Arnold, you simply have to learn to have some respect for other people's 77 00:05:01,770 --> 00:05:02,770 property. 78 00:05:03,090 --> 00:05:07,050 Now, I want you to stay out of trouble. 79 00:05:08,570 --> 00:05:09,570 All right. 80 00:05:09,770 --> 00:05:12,990 But it ain't my fault I live in a house where there's so many things to get in 81 00:05:12,990 --> 00:05:13,990 trouble with. 82 00:05:15,570 --> 00:05:18,830 Nevertheless, I want you to apologize to Kimberly. 83 00:05:19,630 --> 00:05:20,630 Okay. 84 00:05:21,070 --> 00:05:22,750 I'm sorry, you big snitch. 85 00:05:29,550 --> 00:05:32,610 All right, boys, let's get back to what we were talking about, my litigation in 86 00:05:32,610 --> 00:05:33,690 our system of fair trial. 87 00:05:33,970 --> 00:05:39,390 Now, you see, I have to go to... I have to go to court. 88 00:05:39,810 --> 00:05:41,250 What'd you do, stick it to somebody? 89 00:05:41,590 --> 00:05:42,950 Yeah. No! 90 00:05:44,890 --> 00:05:47,750 I'm just standing up for what is my right, and you shouldn't jump to 91 00:05:47,750 --> 00:05:48,750 conclusions. 92 00:05:48,950 --> 00:05:52,890 You see, under our system of justice, everybody is innocent until they're 93 00:05:52,890 --> 00:05:53,950 guilty. Right, Kimberly? 94 00:05:54,270 --> 00:05:55,270 I guess so. 95 00:05:56,010 --> 00:05:57,290 Sure you guess so. 96 00:05:57,710 --> 00:05:59,850 You come from a penthouse world, Miss Pigtail. 97 00:06:01,250 --> 00:06:03,310 Hon, do you have a question or do you have to go to the bathroom? 98 00:06:03,530 --> 00:06:04,530 Both. 99 00:06:07,890 --> 00:06:09,530 Well, then I hope it's a short question. 100 00:06:11,390 --> 00:06:14,450 My goldfish, Abraham, is in jail. 101 00:06:15,990 --> 00:06:17,310 What are you talking about? 102 00:06:17,750 --> 00:06:22,330 He ain't guilty of anything, but he lives in a bowl that's so small he has 103 00:06:22,330 --> 00:06:23,330 eat standing up. 104 00:06:25,180 --> 00:06:29,680 Arnold, when Abraham complains personally, I'll get you a bigger bowl. 105 00:06:29,680 --> 00:06:34,480 Arnold, if you keep shooting up your mouth, how is Mr. Dremmer going to 106 00:06:34,480 --> 00:06:36,260 brainwash me about fair trials? 107 00:06:36,880 --> 00:06:39,320 Well, listen, you don't have a brain to wash. 108 00:06:42,340 --> 00:06:49,240 Now that we're friends again, Arnold, I'd like to leave 109 00:06:49,240 --> 00:06:50,320 you with this one thought. 110 00:06:50,560 --> 00:06:55,540 Yeah? If you ever set one foot in my... room again. 111 00:06:55,940 --> 00:06:57,780 I am going to clean you. 112 00:07:02,740 --> 00:07:03,740 I mean it. 113 00:07:06,200 --> 00:07:08,460 Willis, I have a very important book. 114 00:07:09,680 --> 00:07:13,700 A book written for young people on American justice. I want to show it to 115 00:07:13,700 --> 00:07:15,240 think it'll help change your attitude. 116 00:07:15,680 --> 00:07:17,660 My attitude didn't come from the book. 117 00:07:18,060 --> 00:07:20,860 It came from seeing what's happening on the street. Come on, Willis. 118 00:07:39,240 --> 00:07:40,300 A pencil and a pad. 119 00:07:41,800 --> 00:07:42,800 Arnold! 120 00:07:45,160 --> 00:07:46,800 Those are my litigation papers. 121 00:07:47,620 --> 00:07:49,260 They make terrific airplanes. 122 00:07:50,320 --> 00:07:53,280 Arnold, you ought to be wrinkled up like a prune. 123 00:07:53,700 --> 00:07:55,260 You're always in hot water. 124 00:07:56,220 --> 00:07:58,660 Young man, this does it. 125 00:07:59,020 --> 00:08:01,120 I just remembered I got to go to the bathroom. 126 00:08:01,360 --> 00:08:02,199 Arnold, hold it. 127 00:08:02,200 --> 00:08:03,300 I can't. 128 00:08:06,420 --> 00:08:09,400 Not too many... Minutes ago, you promised that you would respect other 129 00:08:09,400 --> 00:08:12,100 property. No more, Mr. Nice Guy. 130 00:08:12,320 --> 00:08:16,360 Since you can't behave yourself, this time you are going to be punished. You 131 00:08:16,360 --> 00:08:18,960 not going to go to that skateboard competition tomorrow. 132 00:08:19,380 --> 00:08:20,380 Oh, no. 133 00:08:20,560 --> 00:08:21,680 Please, not that. 134 00:08:21,980 --> 00:08:23,360 I'll be good, I promise. 135 00:08:23,640 --> 00:08:26,140 I'll be the best eight -year -old boy in the whole building. 136 00:08:26,540 --> 00:08:28,680 You're the only eight -year -old boy in the whole building. 137 00:08:29,100 --> 00:08:31,020 See? I'm the best already. 138 00:08:31,240 --> 00:08:34,900 Please let me go. Well, let's build this special skateboard with training 139 00:08:34,900 --> 00:08:36,740 wheels. Please let me go. 140 00:08:42,380 --> 00:08:44,260 You know, you can make a fortune selling real estate. 141 00:08:45,960 --> 00:08:51,540 Oh, Mr. Drummond, give my poor innocent little baby brother another chance. 142 00:08:51,780 --> 00:08:53,180 He didn't mean no harm. 143 00:08:53,560 --> 00:08:55,940 Show him some of that justice you say you believe in. 144 00:08:56,360 --> 00:08:59,980 All right, I'll be very fair. I'll give you one more chance, Arnold, but only 145 00:08:59,980 --> 00:09:04,320 one. Oh, don't worry, Mr. Drummond. I won't ever be bad again for the rest of 146 00:09:04,320 --> 00:09:06,880 life, maybe even longer. Come on, Willis. 147 00:09:07,580 --> 00:09:11,920 Shh. Well, Willis, wait. You forgot your book on justice and the law. 148 00:09:12,360 --> 00:09:16,180 Oh, no point in reading it. Ain't gonna change anything in this country. Willis, 149 00:09:16,200 --> 00:09:18,640 I'm afraid you got the wrong attitude. 150 00:09:19,040 --> 00:09:24,340 Mr. Drummond, you believe what you read, but I believe what I see. I know that, 151 00:09:24,380 --> 00:09:27,780 Willis. No, you don't, because you will never change your mind unless somebody 152 00:09:27,780 --> 00:09:28,900 proves it to you. 153 00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:47,220 Why's that water so cold? 154 00:09:49,240 --> 00:09:54,260 No wonder. Somebody turned off... What in the world is that? 155 00:09:56,760 --> 00:09:58,420 That's Arnold's goldfish, eh, Brian? 156 00:10:18,760 --> 00:10:19,760 What are you doing? 157 00:10:20,100 --> 00:10:23,980 Nothing. Just sitting here waiting for dinner and keeping out of trouble. 158 00:10:26,880 --> 00:10:28,320 That's my good boy. 159 00:10:28,620 --> 00:10:29,620 Arnold! 160 00:10:30,060 --> 00:10:32,540 Congratulations, you stayed out of trouble a whole... 161 00:10:47,180 --> 00:10:50,300 You turn my hot tub into a cold tub and you let Abraham loose for a swim. 162 00:10:51,140 --> 00:10:52,400 Would you jump on Mr. D? 163 00:10:56,420 --> 00:10:59,500 Now, Arnold, don't you make things worse for yourself. I have had it. 164 00:11:00,060 --> 00:11:02,300 You are not going to that skateboard contest. 165 00:11:02,660 --> 00:11:07,640 But Mr. Trump, I didn't do it. I did all those other things, but this time I'm 166 00:11:07,640 --> 00:11:12,860 clean. Arnold, when you do something wrong, you have to face up to it like a 167 00:11:12,860 --> 00:11:14,780 man. But I'm not a man. 168 00:11:23,280 --> 00:11:24,980 No buts. You go to your room. 169 00:11:26,660 --> 00:11:30,340 Abraham, Harlem was never like this. 170 00:11:40,600 --> 00:11:42,680 This ain't no justice, Abraham. 171 00:11:57,290 --> 00:12:00,710 Drummond said I can't go to the skateboard contest because he thinks I 172 00:12:00,710 --> 00:12:02,130 Abraham in his hot tub. 173 00:12:02,430 --> 00:12:04,610 But I didn't do it. Ain't that a proc? 174 00:12:05,450 --> 00:12:08,370 Yeah, it sure is. 175 00:12:09,490 --> 00:12:12,170 I never want to be eight years old again in my whole life. 176 00:12:13,290 --> 00:12:16,310 I'll say it's a being good if Mr. Drummond don't believe me. 177 00:12:16,870 --> 00:12:21,030 No, that's exactly what I expected. 178 00:12:21,870 --> 00:12:25,770 Him about all that talk about being innocent until proven guilty is so much 179 00:12:25,770 --> 00:12:26,770 bull. 180 00:12:27,359 --> 00:12:29,860 Yeah. What am I going to do, Willis? 181 00:12:30,200 --> 00:12:35,200 If I miss that skateboard contest tomorrow, the rest of my life is all 182 00:12:39,240 --> 00:12:42,580 Well, you're not going to miss that skateboard contest, Arnold. I promise 183 00:12:42,700 --> 00:12:44,920 Wish I could believe you. Hey, you can. 184 00:12:45,600 --> 00:12:47,720 Hey, haven't I always taken care of you? 185 00:12:48,320 --> 00:12:49,740 Yeah, I guess so. 186 00:12:49,960 --> 00:12:54,740 Sure. And when you are sick, don't I get you well? When you're unhappy, don't I 187 00:12:54,740 --> 00:12:56,500 let you blubber all over me? Yeah. 188 00:12:57,140 --> 00:13:00,340 You do, Willis. Get ready for some more blubbering. 189 00:13:01,880 --> 00:13:05,020 There won't be no more blubbering, because I'm going to get you off the 190 00:13:05,020 --> 00:13:06,020 with Mr. Drummond. 191 00:13:06,620 --> 00:13:07,880 How are you going to unhook me? 192 00:13:08,600 --> 00:13:09,600 You'll see. 193 00:13:10,380 --> 00:13:11,299 He's Mr. 194 00:13:11,300 --> 00:13:12,480 Drummond talking about justice. 195 00:13:13,100 --> 00:13:15,460 I got my own ideas about justice. 196 00:13:16,520 --> 00:13:21,320 Me and Mr. Drummond are going to have ourselves one big showdown. 197 00:13:31,400 --> 00:13:33,020 Mr. Drummond? Yes, Willis. 198 00:13:33,300 --> 00:13:36,800 Remember all that jive you gave me about how everybody's innocent until proven 199 00:13:36,800 --> 00:13:40,240 guilty? That wasn't jive, Willis. I honestly believe that. 200 00:13:40,480 --> 00:13:44,360 Then how come you sentenced my brother without giving him a fair trial? 201 00:13:45,020 --> 00:13:46,260 Well, how much proof do you need? 202 00:13:46,640 --> 00:13:48,620 Abraham was doing a breaststroke in my hot tub. 203 00:13:49,740 --> 00:13:53,200 That don't mean I put him there. That just means my fish knows how to swim. 204 00:13:55,100 --> 00:13:59,160 Right. You know, honors and titles have a fair trial like it says in this book 205 00:13:59,160 --> 00:14:00,160 you said I should read. 206 00:14:02,530 --> 00:14:08,470 A fair trial is a right guarantee to persons of every race, creed, and color. 207 00:14:08,670 --> 00:14:10,390 And I gotta fit in there somewhere. 208 00:14:14,990 --> 00:14:18,630 A trial, huh? Really, Willis, don't you think that's a little far -fetched? 209 00:14:18,730 --> 00:14:21,030 Well, you started the whole thing about fair trials. 210 00:14:21,370 --> 00:14:23,570 Isn't our own title to get what everybody gets? 211 00:14:24,090 --> 00:14:26,530 Well, yes, of course, but this is different. 212 00:14:26,810 --> 00:14:29,870 Yeah. Because you're rich and white and Arnold's black and poor. 213 00:14:30,570 --> 00:14:33,190 And my goldfish ain't doing so good either. 214 00:14:36,090 --> 00:14:38,150 Willis, you got it all wrong. 215 00:14:38,870 --> 00:14:44,510 Well, if you meant what you said, I demand a fair trial for my client. 216 00:14:45,210 --> 00:14:46,990 Your what? My client. 217 00:14:47,250 --> 00:14:50,650 I'll be the attorney for the defense and you can be the prosecutor. 218 00:14:50,930 --> 00:14:52,030 And I'll be the victim. 219 00:14:55,980 --> 00:14:59,220 If a trial is what you want, a trial is what you're going to get. All right. 220 00:15:00,300 --> 00:15:03,900 Now, if we're going to have a trial, boys, we need a judge. An honest judge. 221 00:15:04,360 --> 00:15:07,620 And if we can't find an honest one, how about a just honest one, like a 222 00:15:07,620 --> 00:15:08,620 skateboard? 223 00:15:09,900 --> 00:15:13,940 Daddy, I've got a very important phone call coming in tonight from a boy, and 224 00:15:13,940 --> 00:15:16,080 I'd like to use the telephone between 7 and 8. 225 00:15:16,460 --> 00:15:17,460 Only one hour? 226 00:15:17,740 --> 00:15:19,500 You talk longer than that when it's the wrong number. 227 00:15:21,280 --> 00:15:22,540 That only happened once. 228 00:15:23,020 --> 00:15:24,280 How about Kimberly for the judge? 229 00:15:24,790 --> 00:15:25,790 Some judge. 230 00:15:26,290 --> 00:15:27,410 Related to the prosecutor. 231 00:15:28,030 --> 00:15:29,290 What do we need a judge for? 232 00:15:29,610 --> 00:15:33,590 Let's ask Mrs. Garrett to judge the trial. Oh, yeah, Mrs. Garrett, yeah. 233 00:15:33,590 --> 00:15:35,150 tell me what trial. Mrs. Garrett! 234 00:15:35,590 --> 00:15:38,470 What is it? I'm up to my neck in artichoke hearts. 235 00:15:39,850 --> 00:15:41,850 We want you to be the judge at a trial. 236 00:15:42,070 --> 00:15:46,190 What trial? We're going to have a trial to decide whether Arnold is guilty of 237 00:15:46,190 --> 00:15:48,210 putting his goldfish Abraham in my hot tub. 238 00:15:48,430 --> 00:15:49,430 Is that all? 239 00:15:50,510 --> 00:15:51,830 just plead temporary insanity. 240 00:15:52,210 --> 00:15:54,230 I am brave enough to say I did it. 241 00:15:55,230 --> 00:15:57,210 It's a serious trial, Mrs. Garrett. 242 00:15:57,650 --> 00:15:58,930 Oh, I'm sure Mrs. 243 00:15:59,130 --> 00:16:00,630 Garrett will make a very fair judge. 244 00:16:00,870 --> 00:16:03,450 Right. I'm not a yes woman for anyone. 245 00:16:04,070 --> 00:16:06,450 And don't forget, good help is hard to find. 246 00:16:08,970 --> 00:16:10,910 Willis, are you sure you want to go through with this? 247 00:16:11,310 --> 00:16:13,830 I have all the evidence I need to prove that Arnold is guilty. 248 00:16:14,330 --> 00:16:17,170 Not all the evidence. My fish will never talk. 249 00:16:19,980 --> 00:16:22,000 You know, Arnold says he's innocent. 250 00:16:22,380 --> 00:16:25,660 And we'll just have to see if the system works like you said it does. 251 00:16:31,680 --> 00:16:32,680 Quiet in the courtroom. 252 00:16:33,400 --> 00:16:35,720 Mrs. Garrett, Your Honor, we're ready. 253 00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:40,040 Everybody rise. 254 00:16:42,700 --> 00:16:44,500 Looks like she's dressed for a funeral. 255 00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:47,040 Yes, mine. 256 00:16:50,350 --> 00:16:51,370 Leave it to your mouthpiece. 257 00:16:52,590 --> 00:16:53,810 You may all be seated. 258 00:16:56,330 --> 00:17:00,750 And let's get this trial over with because the judge has two loads of 259 00:17:00,750 --> 00:17:01,609 the washer. 260 00:17:01,610 --> 00:17:04,349 Now I want to see how Daddy sends Arnold to the slammer. 261 00:17:07,329 --> 00:17:10,089 The prosecuting attorney will make his opening statement. 262 00:17:10,810 --> 00:17:17,349 Your Honor, I intend to prove that Arnold is guilty of hot tub sabotage and 263 00:17:17,349 --> 00:17:18,309 see that he's punished. 264 00:17:18,310 --> 00:17:19,310 I object. 265 00:17:19,530 --> 00:17:22,550 Look, Arnold, dear, only your attorney can make an objection. 266 00:17:22,950 --> 00:17:24,470 My attorney can't even make his bed. 267 00:17:27,670 --> 00:17:29,570 Sit down. I'll handle this. 268 00:17:30,230 --> 00:17:32,970 The defense attorney will now make his opening statement. 269 00:17:33,910 --> 00:17:39,250 Your Honor, my client is innocent, even though he's done a lot of dumb things in 270 00:17:39,250 --> 00:17:42,510 his life. Your Honor, can I object to my attorney? 271 00:17:50,320 --> 00:17:51,640 The court is pleased. 272 00:17:52,020 --> 00:17:55,260 The prosecuting attorney can now call his first witness. 273 00:17:55,720 --> 00:17:56,920 Kimberly, take the stand. 274 00:17:59,580 --> 00:18:00,580 Uh -oh. 275 00:18:00,920 --> 00:18:03,360 Oh, don't worry. She can't hurt us. 276 00:18:03,640 --> 00:18:06,060 I'm not worried about us. I'm worried about me. 277 00:18:07,900 --> 00:18:11,600 Kimberly, dear, will you please rise, raise your right hand, put your left 278 00:18:11,600 --> 00:18:15,740 on this book. Do you swear to tell the whole truth and nothing but the truth, 279 00:18:15,860 --> 00:18:17,800 even if this is a Chinese cookbook? 280 00:18:21,040 --> 00:18:22,040 You may be seated. 281 00:18:22,980 --> 00:18:23,980 Proceed. 282 00:18:24,540 --> 00:18:29,140 Now, Kimberly, I am not going to mention Arnold's earlier bad behavior, like 283 00:18:29,140 --> 00:18:33,940 snatching cookies, wrecking makeup cases, and folding legal documents into 284 00:18:33,940 --> 00:18:36,880 airplanes. I'm not even going to stoop to mention any of that. If he ever 285 00:18:36,880 --> 00:18:38,140 stoops, I'm going to fry. 286 00:18:40,540 --> 00:18:46,400 Now, Kimberly, earlier today, you heard Arnold mentioning that his goldfish bowl 287 00:18:46,400 --> 00:18:47,199 was too small. 288 00:18:47,200 --> 00:18:47,899 That's right. 289 00:18:47,900 --> 00:18:52,520 Good. He asked for justice for his goldfish. And you brushed him off. 290 00:18:52,780 --> 00:18:53,840 Forget it. No more questions. 291 00:18:56,880 --> 00:18:57,920 Willis, your witness. 292 00:18:58,800 --> 00:19:00,200 Just one for our side. 293 00:19:01,780 --> 00:19:06,320 Kimberly, did you see Arnold put the goldfish inside the hot tub? 294 00:19:06,540 --> 00:19:08,740 No, I didn't. That's too far side. 295 00:19:09,600 --> 00:19:12,160 In other words, you think Arnold's absolutely innocent. 296 00:19:12,640 --> 00:19:15,000 I wouldn't put anything past Arnold. 297 00:19:15,590 --> 00:19:17,890 Our side doesn't know when to shut its big mouth. 298 00:19:19,530 --> 00:19:21,110 I'd be all traitor. 299 00:19:22,850 --> 00:19:27,110 Will the traitor witness please step down? 300 00:19:28,550 --> 00:19:30,330 That's for me. I'll get it in the kitchen. 301 00:19:31,010 --> 00:19:32,750 I'll see you on visitor's day, Arnold. 302 00:19:33,270 --> 00:19:34,810 Let's get this trial moving. 303 00:19:35,070 --> 00:19:37,250 The judge's laundry is in the spin cycle. 304 00:19:37,850 --> 00:19:40,470 Does the defense attorney have any witnesses? 305 00:19:41,310 --> 00:19:42,310 Yes, your honor. 306 00:19:42,640 --> 00:19:44,960 I'd like to call for the stand of my innocent brother. 307 00:19:47,280 --> 00:19:50,320 Arnold, dear, will you please stand up? 308 00:19:50,620 --> 00:19:51,620 I am standing. 309 00:19:52,920 --> 00:19:57,460 Oh. Uh, do you swear to tell the truth? 310 00:19:57,860 --> 00:20:00,720 I've been swearing for the last two hours, and it ain't done me no good. 311 00:20:02,860 --> 00:20:03,860 Okay. 312 00:20:05,040 --> 00:20:09,940 Arnold, I'm just going to ask you one simple question. 313 00:20:10,830 --> 00:20:13,850 Did you put Abraham inside of the hot tub? 314 00:20:14,950 --> 00:20:18,170 No, sir. I'm innocent. I'm not guilty. And get the picture? 315 00:20:19,970 --> 00:20:23,210 I believe you. 316 00:20:23,950 --> 00:20:25,170 Your witness, Mr. 317 00:20:25,470 --> 00:20:26,930 Prosecution. Thank you. 318 00:20:28,350 --> 00:20:32,950 Now, Arnold, where were you just before I found Abraham in the hot tub? 319 00:20:33,610 --> 00:20:36,150 Down here in this little room being completely innocent. 320 00:20:36,550 --> 00:20:38,270 No, I mean just before that. 321 00:20:38,470 --> 00:20:40,230 In my closet playing spaceship. 322 00:20:42,440 --> 00:20:45,860 Your Honor, I submit that Arnold saying he was in his closet is a very weak 323 00:20:45,860 --> 00:20:50,500 alibi, and he cannot prove it. I can still prove it. I got a moth for a 324 00:20:51,400 --> 00:20:52,400 Thank you. 325 00:20:52,880 --> 00:20:57,180 Your Honor, to sum up my case, everybody heard Arnold complaining about his 326 00:20:57,180 --> 00:20:58,220 fishbowl being too small. 327 00:20:58,700 --> 00:21:01,340 Next, I find his goldfish swimming in my hot tub. 328 00:21:01,940 --> 00:21:06,380 And finally, who is the only witness in Arnold's defense? 329 00:21:07,300 --> 00:21:08,300 A moth. 330 00:21:09,520 --> 00:21:10,720 I rest my case. 331 00:21:11,580 --> 00:21:15,360 Willis, while he's resting, you better get brilliant and save my butt. 332 00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:24,040 Has the defense attorney got anything to say on behalf of Arnold's butt? 333 00:21:26,060 --> 00:21:27,400 I sure do. 334 00:21:30,040 --> 00:21:32,480 Your Honor, look at this face. 335 00:21:33,240 --> 00:21:35,540 Isn't this the face of a criminal? No. 336 00:21:37,470 --> 00:21:40,770 This faith, after giving you his word, break his promise? 337 00:21:41,030 --> 00:21:42,030 No. 338 00:21:42,210 --> 00:21:44,130 Your Honor, my client is innocent. 339 00:21:44,490 --> 00:21:45,490 Amen! 340 00:21:46,090 --> 00:21:47,690 Tell him, brother, I'm not guilty. 341 00:21:48,010 --> 00:21:54,810 Set me free. The judge has reached a 342 00:21:54,810 --> 00:21:58,570 decision. Much as I hate you, Arnold, I find you guilty. 343 00:21:59,150 --> 00:22:00,310 And Mr. 344 00:22:00,530 --> 00:22:01,750 Drummond's punishment stands. 345 00:22:02,150 --> 00:22:04,370 No skateboard contest for you. 346 00:22:07,860 --> 00:22:09,220 Arnold, you had a fair trial. 347 00:22:09,460 --> 00:22:10,780 Oh, no, he didn't, Mr. Drummond. 348 00:22:11,080 --> 00:22:12,280 Why wasn't this trial fair? 349 00:22:12,520 --> 00:22:13,620 Because Arnold didn't do it. 350 00:22:13,840 --> 00:22:17,940 I got a witness to prove he didn't do it. Oh, another moth? 351 00:22:18,240 --> 00:22:19,300 No, me. 352 00:22:20,360 --> 00:22:22,280 Oh, you saw somebody else do it. 353 00:22:22,500 --> 00:22:23,219 That's right. 354 00:22:23,220 --> 00:22:24,480 I saw me do it. 355 00:22:25,620 --> 00:22:27,720 I put Abraham inside the hot tub. 356 00:22:27,940 --> 00:22:29,100 You did that? 357 00:22:29,980 --> 00:22:31,740 No, Willis. 358 00:22:32,420 --> 00:22:34,120 You're not just saying this to protect Arnold. 359 00:22:34,320 --> 00:22:35,540 Oh, let him say it. 360 00:22:38,730 --> 00:22:39,970 It's the truth, Mr. Drummond. 361 00:22:40,230 --> 00:22:44,730 I did it on purpose because I wanted to prove something, and I proved it. Prove 362 00:22:44,730 --> 00:22:48,150 what, Willis? I proved that not everybody gets a fair chance just 363 00:22:48,150 --> 00:22:52,370 says so in that book. You know, my client was innocent, but your justice 364 00:22:52,370 --> 00:22:53,370 him guilty. 365 00:22:54,090 --> 00:22:57,930 You're absolutely right, Willis. Arnold is innocent, and you deserve a lot of 366 00:22:57,930 --> 00:22:59,030 credit for trying to prove your point. 367 00:22:59,270 --> 00:23:02,390 You know, Willis, you make one great mouthpiece. 368 00:23:04,630 --> 00:23:05,830 Except, Willis... 369 00:23:06,090 --> 00:23:07,570 You withheld an important piece of evidence. 370 00:23:07,810 --> 00:23:11,070 Now, if this was a real trial, you'd be guilty of breaking the law. 371 00:23:11,610 --> 00:23:12,970 You framed your brother. 372 00:23:14,050 --> 00:23:15,450 Give me back my compliment. 373 00:23:17,170 --> 00:23:19,390 But you had a good motive, young man. 374 00:23:19,790 --> 00:23:21,430 But I'm sorry I framed you, Arnold. 375 00:23:21,770 --> 00:23:23,530 Oh, that's all right, dumb head. 376 00:23:28,390 --> 00:23:30,170 No, you proved something to me, Willis. 377 00:23:31,310 --> 00:23:32,229 Oh, Arnold, an apology. 378 00:23:32,230 --> 00:23:35,350 I realize I was much too quick to jump to the conclusion that he was guilty. 379 00:23:35,690 --> 00:23:37,650 Yeah, you were jumping pretty good. 380 00:23:38,650 --> 00:23:42,250 We both ought to study up on the law, Mr. Drummond. The court agrees. 381 00:23:43,190 --> 00:23:46,230 Arnold, you can go to the skateboard contest. 382 00:23:46,590 --> 00:23:47,830 Oh, boy, yippee! 383 00:23:48,150 --> 00:23:52,670 And this case is closed so the judge can finish laundry and get dindin on the 384 00:23:52,670 --> 00:23:53,670 table. 385 00:23:53,890 --> 00:23:54,950 Wait a minute, Your Honor. 386 00:23:55,710 --> 00:23:59,350 I think Willis deserves some sort of punishment for withholding evidence from 387 00:23:59,350 --> 00:24:00,350 the court. You're right. 388 00:24:00,920 --> 00:24:05,780 The court sentences Willis to drain and clean the hot tub. A fitting punishment. 389 00:24:06,300 --> 00:24:08,340 Yeah, and it'll save me from doing it. 390 00:24:10,060 --> 00:24:11,080 Court's adjourned. 391 00:24:11,740 --> 00:24:17,660 See, Willis, as I told you, it isn't a perfect system, but if you're honest 392 00:24:17,660 --> 00:24:18,840 it, it works pretty well. 393 00:24:19,120 --> 00:24:20,440 Well, I guess so. 394 00:24:20,740 --> 00:24:23,640 But you know something, Arnold? You got a fair trial after all. 395 00:24:23,900 --> 00:24:26,540 Yeah, in spite of having a crooked lawyer. 396 00:24:44,780 --> 00:24:50,360 Now the world don't move to the beat of just one drum. What might be right for 397 00:24:50,360 --> 00:24:56,720 you may not be right for some. A man is born, he's a man of means. 398 00:24:56,920 --> 00:25:00,620 They don't long come to, they got nothing but a dream. 399 00:25:02,560 --> 00:25:09,220 They got different strokes a day, different strokes a day, different 400 00:25:09,220 --> 00:25:10,220 the world. 401 00:25:14,220 --> 00:25:15,580 Different strokes a day. 402 00:25:15,860 --> 00:25:19,640 Different strokes to move the world. Yes, it does a day. 403 00:25:19,940 --> 00:25:20,940 Different strokes.